BABY CORN IS LITERALLY BABY CORN IT IS CORN HARVESTED EARLY I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
GUYS I TOLD YOU THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER.
Aziz Ansari (via smokingcraic)
JUST watched this special last night and absolutely died at this part. like how will a guy i meet now not end up being the embarrassing center part i sported all through middle school? LIKE SERIOUSLY HOW DOES THAT WORK SOMEONE ANSWER THAT.